Yay!

I can’t help naming the title of my posting here with such a majestic, grandeur, honorable, magnificent degree, for suddenly all I could think of was … Jet Li!

“The One”, one of all those mishaps B-grade action flicks Jet Li made in Hollywood, made to Numero Uno in the box-office chart when it was released on its first week, and like any other films aiming at milking money, it fell horribly down by the following weeks. Hollywood. And its arrogance in shamelessly exploiting Asian thespians without knowing how to properly generate their truest talent.

This was not supposed to be a posting about films though, but then again my dear readers, kindly bear with my ultimate indulgence here, because later on you’ll find out the correlation of my liking and the title I put here. (Where’s Rio whenever I need his guidance on writing a story properly?)

Yeap, I need a guidance here.

For once, words have begun to diminish whenever they are needed to pay back someone’s gratious effort, because they may have been overused.

For once, an air of disbelief relief has filled my lung over the weekend.

For once, finally, I can say :

I HAVE SOMEONE TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH!

Muahahahahahahaha!

Those cynical, smirking smiles of you all my dearie friends, this hopeless romantic has finally found his ultimate wishlist.

“Gile, pacaran juga elo akhirnya!”

— Heh? Pacaran? Masih jaman yah, pacaran? Yang ini lebih dari itu!

“Are you sure, kalo dia bakal stay on?”

— Pentingkah? Guaranteed kalo selalu ada dia koq di tiap ulang taun gue!



“Ntar putus, elo mellow lagi”

— Eh! Ini ga pacaran, ga putus, ga bakal mellow!

“Kecepetan! Ulang taun masih 90 hari lagi!”

— Biyayin! Justru gue mo pengumuman sekarang biar semuanya pada nurutin

BIRTHDAY WISHLIST!

Hohohohoho! Finally! Wenny, Copper, you are not the only ones yang secara najesh bin naujubilah ngirimin birthday BBQ party pake wishlist, nih liat, 3 bulan in advance gue dah pasang, gara-gara bosen juga tiap bulan terima kartu yang:

“Nauval, sorry ngga bisa menuhin ultimate wishlist elo yang pengen dapet pacar pas ulang taun, moga-moga gantungan kunci ini bisa menghibur”



ato



“Dear, jangan sedih ya, here’s a book on How To Surviving a Break-Up sebagai pengganti ga ada pacar pas ulang taun”



So, let’s start the ball rolling!



Mini iPod? Creative Zen? iBook?



😛